Bathroom Humor – But Not a Joke By: Asher Schwartz

Bathroom Humor – But Not a Joke

By: Asher Schwartz

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Bathroom Humor – But Not a Joke

We Support the IDF

How MSM Reports the News

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Hamas’s Dangerous Lies

Hamas vs. IDF

Golani 13

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Take Vengeance for the Children of Israel…. – Parshat Mattot

The Light at the End of the Tunnel…

#AllahIsAZionist

The Unilateral Cease Fire

Please Be My Human Shield

Bomb Shelters

Semicha #MosesNoBacksies – Parshat Pinchas

Little Ahmed’s Guiding Star

Peace Convention

Code Red Letter
Marriage and Beer

Oops, Someone Forgot…

Perspective: Spying on Friendly Countries

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Sally the Camel Had…

No Negotiating with Terrorists

The Key to Release

Counterprotests

On Time

The Story of My Life – Parshat Chayei Sarah

OCD

Barkat Wins

Hakan Fidan Dishonors Turkey

Life is Art

Garfield

Lot at the Dead Sea – Parshat Vayeira

I Ran, You Ran…

Planning Ahead

A Paiyos Haircut

Humanitarian Aid

Making Aliyah

…and You Shall Be a Blessing – Parshat Lech Lecha

You Know Chanukah is Coming When You Get…

Memories of Autumn

Siyum HaShas

Picnic with Rouhani

Advancing the Peace Process

Global Warming? Parshat Noah

Theological Truths

Left Winged

Holiday Advice

Iran Wants Peace. Rouhani Said So.

Sold Down the River

Adam and Eve

Pro-Peace

The Grass is Always Meaner…

iGlasses

The Sukkah Shake

Sue! Coat!

Motherly Advice

The Etrog Shuk

Sukkah Building

Yom Kippur Repentance

The Late Night Pre-Yom Kippur Phone Call

Assad Gives Up His Chemical Weapons

Sabbath

The Office

Musical Masks

Fast Day

Shana Tova from JewishPress.com

I Resolve to Listen

Shame on You…

We Attack Them, We Attack Them Not

Am Yisrael’s Relay Race – Parshat Nitzavim-Vayelech

Rosh Hashanah Preparations

Confessions of a Syrial Killer

Back to School

News & Views

Bad JuJu – Parshat Ki Tavo

The Cartoons are in Charge

A Jew Walks Into a Bar Mitzvah…

Misplaced Priorities

Yesh Atid Keeps its Electoral Promises

A Reliable Ally

Now, How Can We Help YOU?

Trench Warfare – Parshat Ki Tetzei

Israel Does Not Negotiate with Terrorists…

How to Identify the Post-IDF Soldier on Vacation

Record Number of IDF Olim Land in Israel

Time Served

Bibi Goes for Emergency Surgery

Judges and Police Shall be Appointed – Parshat Shoftim

Styling with Esther

Back to the Future

Terrorist Profiling

A Doctor, a Rabbi and a Lawyer Walk into a…

Mida K’Neged Mida

False Profits – Parshat Re’eh

Gun Reform and the 104

Dr. Kerry

Kerry’s Mideast Peace Philosophy

Finishing School

Stacking the Deck

The Rabbi’s Speech – Parshat Eikev

White Smoke Over Bayit Yehudi

Kate’s Birth and the Jewish Princess

Jews and Sports

Tu B’Av

Kerry Loves the Peace Process

Aliyah Impediments – Parshat v’Etchanan

The Cure

The Common Denominator

Tisha B’Av Dreams

Ahavat Chinam

Polish Slaughter

Stuff – Parshat Devarim

The Homefront is Behind You

Sharks

Chicken Soup

Nine Days

Muslim Brotherhood

The Wandering in the Desert – Parshat Matot-Masei

Happy 4th of July

Summer Camp

Latma: Objective Reporting

Go South

Look Who’s Boycotting Ariel

The Handover – Parshat Pinchas

When Pamela (Almost) Went To England

Meet the Candidates for Chief Rabbi

The Three Weeks

Hamas vs. Islamic Jihad

Overqualiflies

Angels in the Middle of the Road – Parshat Balak

The “Old” City

Peres Received Birthday Greeting From All Over the World

Peres and His Peace Deals

Iran’s New “Moderate” President

Happy Father’s Day

Transmogrifier – Parshat Chukat

The Formula-1 Traffic Jam

NSA’s Secret Snooping Technology

Where Does All This Great Technology Come From Anyway?

The Blame Game

The Future with Women of the Wall

Parshat Korach Revisited

Sodastream Inspires

Judgmental Thinking

Ma Nishtana

Germany Wants Labels

Minister of Injustice

The Yisrael Family Felafel Tour – Parshat Shelach

The Petition to Stop the Terrorism on the Roads of Judea and Samaria

While Asher’s Away…

Better Place

IDF Prepared to Confront Rock Throwers

The IDF’s “Spontaneous” Stone Throwing Problem

Off Sides

Do I Have a Story to Tell You! – Parshat BeHa’alotcha

The Vulture Club

Endgame

Blood Libels

The Good (C)old Days

Aaaaaaarmy Training, Sir

Hey, Hey, We’re the Monk(eys) – Parshat Naso

Shavuos Contemplations

The Dead Sea

Women of the Wall – Mad Libs (Fill in the Blank)

This is My Favorite Parsha – Parshat Bamidbar

Big Bangs and Bad (Political) Science

Happy Yom Yerushalayim (Jerusalem Liberation Day)

Confucius Says: He Who Lives in Glass House Should Not Throw Stones

Red Line, Green Line, 1…2…3…

Don’t Worry America, Israel’s Got Your Back

This is How It’s Meant to Be Done – Parshat Behar-Bechukotai

Don’t Worry…

Religious Equality is Not for Everyone

Who’s the Boss?

Lag B’Omer Redux

Scheduling Confusion

Holiday Vacations – Parshat Emor

Culinary Tourism – Israel Style

Pesach Sheni

John Kerry’s Moral Equivalence Tour

Caucasian Terrorists

Open Skies for All?

Scapegoat – Parsha Acharei Mot – Kedoshim

Israel Responds Forcefully

A Message From God

Happy Birthday Israel!

Yom HaZikaron

Is That a Threat or a Promise?

Parsha Tazria-Metzora and the Elephant

Kotel Plaza Expansion Plans, Phase II

Comfortably Dumb

Upcoming Honorees at Cardozo Law School

Yom HaShoah Victory

#OpIsrael #Fail

Chayot Temeyot

Amira Hass: Resurrection

No Answer…

April’s Fool

Raising Matzah Consumption Awareness

The First Matzah Brei

Sardines

Matza Envy

Passover Red Sea Scuba Tours

Pesach Countdown

Man’s Best Friend

Passover Help

Too Busy for Obama

Outsmarting Obama. Together

Let My Pollard Go!

Pesach Vacation Cleaning

PETA Meets Vayikra

Bibi’s Tish

Obama’s “Apartheid Week” in Israel

Understanding Palestinian Economic Failure

Yair Lapid Has His First Amir Peretz Moment

Ofra Loses Its Fence

Mishkan Building Fund

Thank God for Purim

Locusts

Good Deeds Day

Tell Me (You’re Coming)

Holy Cow!

No You Can’t

Weekend at Nasrallah’s

Wasn’t Me!

The Oscars

Evolution

Shabbat Zachor

The Fast of Esther Redux

Bibi and Sara’s Terror Course

Blocking Traffic

Russian Meteor

Collecting Gold for the Mishkan

King Herod’s Israel Museum

Where is X?

Peres and the Pope

Liberating the Wall

Background

Moses Climbs the Mountain

Not All Predictions Require Futuristic Software

Bennett Explains Sundays Off

Doppelganger Week

Juda and the Giant Pepper

Lapid Lampoon

Thou Shalt Not… Download

Preemptive Attack

Instagram Has No Boundaries

Iran Sends it’s First Primate to Space

Coalition Conflicts

Another Historic Moment for Bibi’s Government

Happy Birthday Trees

No Longer Being Watched, Bibi Risks Making a Phone Call to Bennett

Kingmaker

Voting Day

Absentee Ballots

Unforeseen Problems Delay the Building of the Third Temple

Shmuley was Feeling Anxious as They Got Closer

Bibi Targets the Next Generation of Voters

Kosher Cannibals

Michael Ben-Ari Resolves to Take More Arabic Lessons

Chuck Norris Facts

Bizarro State

The Magician’s Try to Duplicate Moshe’s Snake Trick

Snowmen

Choni Doesn’t Want to Disappoint the Village

Renaissance Al

One Voice, One Vision, One Platform – But Which One?

I [Bomb] You

Moshe’s First Trip in the Desert

Who’s the Criminal Here?

You Need to Let Go

Schnorring in Beit Shemesh

Government Priorities

A Jew on the Gregorian New Year

Finding Common Ground

The Blessing of Ephraim and Menashe

Shalom!

Movin’ On Up

Special Instructions

The Minister Doth Protest Too Much, Methinks

Role Reversal

A Long Time Ago, In a Desert Far, Far Away

The Boycott Backfire

The Modern Day Blood Libel

Mayan Envy

Pyrrhic victory

The Chanukah Scale

Caveman Chanukah

What Did One Candle Say to the Other Candle?

Sufganiyot (Doughnuts)

Talk is Cheap

…And Now We Know Why the IDF Can’t Win a War

Oleh Chanukah Confusion

Joseph and his Technicolored Dream Coat

Celebrating Palestinian Independence Day

How the UN Votes

E-1

Ethnic Cleansing and Other Lies

Eisav was a Vampire?

Disney World

The Arafat Lie

Weighty Issues in the Likud

No Jews, No News

Hamas Enjoys Its Newly Expanded Fishing Zone

Jacob’s Dream

Ceasefire!?

Human Shields

Ceasefire

Gossip

The Pillars of Defense

Crossing the Line

Rabbi Rick Says…

The General Strategy

Brotherly Love

An Updated Classic

Rebecca at “The Well”

Obama Wins… Israel Wins

Four More Years

Decisions… Decisions…

Segula

Tipping the Election Scale

As Reported in Huff Post

Iran Wants Credit

Hurricane Machine

Halloween

Sandy Strikes

Storm Shopping

And Scary Stories Were Repeated at the Leftwing Halloween Parties in Israel

Parshat Lech L’Cha

The New Mini iPad

Morsy’s Conundrum

Fighting for the Jewish Vote

Ship of Fools

Noah Didn’t Even Notice the Time Passing…

Her Next Indecent Proposal

Job Security

Who Are You Going to Believe? Me or That Video Tape?

Droning On

So Far, So Good!

Look Before You Shoot

The Lion King

4%

Hatkafa Rishona

Turkey Shoot

Collateral Damage

Sukkos in the City

The Message of Sukkot

For Sale By Owner

Bibi Simplifies His Message Further

Morsi Wants to Renegotiate

See No Evil, Hear No Evil, Eat No Evil

Blocking Out the Noise

Out to Lunch

Ideals Vs. Policy

Rage

Tzom Gedaliah

Shana Tova!

Two Approaches

A Striking Resemblance

Asked and Answered

A Note to IDF HRA

Different Strokes

The Wrong Palestine

What Will They Go After Next? Shofar?

Germany Returns to its Roots

Camp David Accords

Israeli Democracy is in Danger!

Cross Cultural Conversational Confusions

Aliyah

A Day in an Israeli Kindergarten

Introducing Paul Ryan

Al Aqsa is in Danger!!!!!!!

The Simple Bedouin

Welcome to the Club!

Asher is Too Busy to Draw

Wins by a Nose

Passover OIympics

The Fast Day

Passing the Torch

Searching for Human Rights Violations

Olympic Memorial

The Ring

The Breakup

Joojoon Makes Aliyah

Equality for All?

Coming and Going

Universal Draft

Olmert Goes Free

This Summer’s Protest is About…

BDS Fails Again

Husseinovich

Visualizing Pallywood: Waging Waterfare

Israel is Safe for One Night a Year

Germany’s Moral High Ground

Germany Has Not Learned From It’s Own History

Not Exactly a Level Playing Field

A Sure Sign it’s Summer

The New Cold War Games

A New King Arose Over Egypt, Who Did Not Know Joseph

Occupy Tel Aviv Learns How the Other Half Lives

It Never Rains in Eilat?

President’s Conference on Tomorrow

The 75%

They’ll Be Back

Just a Game?

Break a Leg

Only a Medal Belongs Locked Away…

Europe: Then and Now

The Enemy of My Enemy is…

Career Advice

The Dictator

Mixed Messages

Time Magazine

45 Years to the 6 Day War

The Prime Minister of Oz

The Ulpana Extrapolation

The Jew Who Nuuuu too Much

The New Israel Day Parade

Ahmadinijad’s Viral Count is Rising

After Shavuos

The Real Reason Jews Eat Dairy on Shavuos

If Ruth Were to Convert Today

The Forward Continues to Tinker with Hatikva

Negotiations with Iran Move Forward

A United Jerusalem Day?

Where There’s a Rabbinic Will…

Be Careful What You Wish For

Yes We Can!

Naqba Day

Orange

Israeli Government Finally Gives J-Street the Time of Day

The Composite Shidduch

No Longer a Wrestling Match

Do You Remember What Day It Is Today?

BDS Decides to Really Boycott All Israeli Products

Yair Lapid Carefully Selected His Central Committe Members

iPad

New Conspiracy Theories Surround Obama

Tzipi Livni Quits

A New Cuisine for a New Middle East

Maybe that Internet Filter Worked Too Well

Cutting a Birthday Cake Becomes a Political Statement

An Independence Day Tradition in Israel

Yom Hazikaron 5772

“Only the Likud Can Do It”

Restaurant Policy

The Jewish Nose

Yom Hashoah

Passover may be over, but…

Will it be ‘Mission Accomplished’?

Kosher for Passover Guests

The Splitting of the Sea

Holiday Confusion in Hebron

Now this is how you ‘Unfriend’ someone you disagree with

Caveman Pesach

What Really Happened When Abraham Went to Bury Sarah

Mofaz Beat Livni 2 to 1 (Literally?)

Migron: Israel’s Constitutional Battlefield

About That Nose Job Article We Published…

The French Police Always Get Their Man

Toulouse

The Excitement Over Kadima Infighting Reaches Epic Proportions

Payback Time

Cease-fire

With friends like these…

Sunset over Gaza

Uh-Oh!

This Year’s Megillah Reading Was Particularly Noisy

Finding a Common Belief

The Real Conversation Happened Behind Closed Doors

Not Everyone is Convinced that Gas Prices Have Gone Too High

This Should be Iran’s Only Victory

Mi She Nichnas Adar Marbim B’Simcha!

Rocks… Camera… Action!

The Tal Law – Some People Prefer to Keep a Low Profile

Strauss-Elite Foods Created an Unexpected Challenge for Nefesh B’Nefesh

The Regrets of an Islamic Jihad Leader

Sometimes the Court You Pick Can Make All the Difference

When the Cave of the Patriarchs Was Removed From the Government’s Heritage Sites List

Some Things Will Never Change

The Tu B’Shvat Date

This is Going to Hurt Me More Than It Hurts You

The Super Bowl is Just Like Israel

Behind the Scenes of the Russian-Chinese Veto

Will the “Real” Likudniks Please Stand Up

Reciprocity: Bibi Gives. Abbas Gives Nothing Back

This Likud Race is for Second Place

The Big Fight

Foreign Minister Avigdor Lieberman Considers the Hypocrisy

Barak Won’t Let a Court Ruling Get In His Way

Saudi Hackers Pick Their Targets

The CSS: At Work and at Pray(ers)

This Captain Ain’t Going Down With The Ship

Iranian Nuclear Scientists Convention

Noam Shalit Speaks to The Nation

Tzipi’s Magic Mirror is Broken

Yair Lapid Formally Announces His Intentions

There Are Judges in Jerusalem

The Segregation Protest Expands

Religious Coercion Goes In Both Directions

Revenge of the Dreidels

Mughrabi Bridge – Open, But Closed

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